glitteringsweat:

Thing I will never understand: why saying someone has balls means they are gusty and brave and strong, but saying someone is a pussy means they are scared and cowardly and weak. Pussies take a beating just to be able to give birth to misogynistic shit heads like you, one slight beating to your balls and you’re on the ground crying.

staychillman:

peanutbutta:

Meet the real life mermaid who swims with jellyfish and can hold her breath under water for up to five minutes

Linden Wolbert travels the world as a full time professional mermaid and uses her custom-made 6ft tail to propel her through the water.

The 32-year-old freediver and model can swim to depths of 115ft and uses her skills to promote ocean conservation and education.

WHAT

WHERE DO I SIGN UP GO BECOME A PROFESSIONAL MERMAID

Got a 5.48 mi time at the first track meet for outdoor track yesterday! Super rainy and nasty but happy w time, although I think I went out too fast+it was that fun time of duh month

Excited to see where I can get my mile time as the season goes on

goldicrocs:

tumblr giveaway must be following me

goldicrocs:

tumblr giveaway must be following me

HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS INCREDIBLE WEBSITE??!??!

mechanicaldistortion:

super-natural73:

dirkhardpeck:

rudeandgingersansa:

nannajane:

PIMP. THAT. SNACK.

IT’S JUST RECIPES FOR BIG CANDY.

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BIG CANDY

ARE YOU SEEING THIS?

imageHOLY MOTHER OF FUCK LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATION OF MANKIND

imageTHIS IS A ROLO THE SIZE OF A FUCKING BIRTHDAY CAKE AND IF THAT’S NOT THE TIGHTEST SHIT EVER THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY FACE

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GOD DAMN

PIMP THAT SNACK

JUST FUCKING DO IT.

imageWOW

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I wonder if they have something for Oreos.

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they do.

PIMP THAT SNACK BITCH

dieceased:

cub-with-a-k:

Alright I’m gonna talk about this for a second because I think it’s really important. I have heard a lot of people criticize Daisy for being a dumb character; “a bauble of a woman” I think one review called her when the movie came out this summer. And I’ve always felt confused when people say that, because I never thought Daisy was stupid. Vain, selfish, and indecisive, yes, but never stupid, and a lot of my reasoning for that belief came from this line . “I hope she’ll be a fool,” she says, because she is NOT a fool. Daisy sees the world for what it is (which is something Gatsby could never do, by the way) and that’s why everything is so hard for her. She understands what are actually the themes of the novel: that sometimes your dreams die and that those things you value are actually not valuable. That’s what she learned after Gatsby left and she entered a loveless marriage with a horrible man, which is a difficult thing to experience even if you are an idiot. But she never wants anyone to have to experience those things the way she’s experienced them, or to learn what she believed was the horrible truth of 1920s America; she’d much rather pretend that everything was okay, so that’s exactly what she does. She just pretends. Daisy is a lot of things, but a fool is not one of them.

how many high school kids do you think copied and pasted that into their essay for their english class